Shockingly, this isn't the biggest news in St. Louis right now, but the Rams have signed former Jets QB Kellen Clemens, who was with the Texans last week. He gets the roster spot vacated when Nate Ness was cut. Matt Gutierrez stays on the practice squad.
What a great fucking morning to be a St. Louis sports fan. Albert Pujols turns out to be a money-grubbing douchebag, and the Rams get the brilliant idea to sign a QB who was cut by a team that KEPT Jake Delhomme.
Well, Clemens is a successful baseball name; maybe Kellen can play first base.