Sunday, March 24, 2013

Trumaine Johnson arrested for DUI

Not looking for a taxi
Ah, the wonderful things you get to catch up on after going on vacation. Like a Rams player whose off-the-field track record before he was drafted raised concerns he'd be a knucklehead proving in fact to be a knucklehead. Knuckleback, er, nickelback Trumaine Johnson was arrested Friday night in Missoula, Montana, where he attended college, for misdemeanor DUI, refusing to take a breath test and a traffic violation. He was initially pulled over for driving at 2 a.m. without his headlights on, then refused the breath test and got the other two charges.

Johnson was released on $700 bond, but that will be far from the most expensive ramification of his actions. He is likely to receive a 2-game fine from the league that will top out at $50,000. Strike one!

Missoula has a cab company, btw. Call me next time you go out, Trumaine; I could have saved you $49,950.

-$-

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