The dance is over for Kurt

Kurt Warner was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars last night, becoming this season's fifth-place finisher. That's a little disappointing, Kurt; hell, when Warren Sapp was on the show, he came in second! And you didn't even outlast Bristol Palin, though her ability to come in last every week and still advance is more likely the first Great Tea Party Conspiracy.





Nice try, though, and good luck to Kurt on his next effort, as long as it's not a comeback with the Big Dead. I'm sure Ken Whisenhunt has already called, though.

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