Sunday, February 1, 2015

Super Bowl XLIX: gambling god, part two

No Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V on this because I called the ending of the Super Bowl almost completely wrong two weeks ago - I had the Seahawks falling behind and then coming back instead of the Patriots - but I did call a final score of 27-24, New England, so I'll take the outright, the cover and the ever-elusive over for a very successful 3-0 gambling night that does nothing to alleviate the disgusting result. Off by a point! I have no idea where that came from.

As for Tom Brady's third Super Bowl MVP, I guess his numbers snuck up on me, because I wasn't impressed all that much with him, especially because of the two ugly INTs. But, 74% passes completed, 4 TDs, over 300 yards, hard to deny. I voted for Julian Edelman, 9-109 with the game winning pushoff touchdown. And congratulations to Danny Amendola for his TD catch.

Darrell Bevell's going to be roasted in Seattle forever for calling the slant at the goal line. Well, he didn't botch it any worse than I would have; I was looking for New England to let Seattle score on purpose so they could get the ball back with plenty of time. Well, that's why Belichick has the rings (plus, he cheats) and why I'm a microblogger for a team whose owner doesn't want to stay around any longer than he has to. The NFL can stop kicking me in the balls any time it wants to, btw.

Anyway, where was I. Oh, yeah. Russell Wilson's throw on that play didn't look all that great, though it may have looked that way to me because Malcolm Butler jumped it so well. Butler had a case for MVP, because he prevented a game-winning TD twice. There was the Mike Jones-esque goal line play to save it, and he made the hidden play of the game a couple of plays earlier. That was the long ball that bounced off Jermaine Kearse half a dozen times for the catch that really had you thinking the Patriots were destined to lose. But when Kearse realized he could still get up and run, Butler stuck with the play and downed him at the 5. 75% of the DB's in the league (100% of Rams DBs) would have thought the play over and inadvertently let Kearse score.

It's pretty amazing Seattle got so far with a receiver corps as bad as they have. When your best WR is the guy you had to get to quit his job at the Foot Locker, it's time to think about signing and drafting Wilson some decent targets.

At the end of the game, that was totally a false start by the New England center when they called Michael Bennett offside. Richie Incognito used to get called for a whole lot less than that massive head bob Stork made without snapping the ball.

Oh, well, as Belichick would say, we're on to the offseason.

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A modest proposal for the Dome authorities

I get madder the more I think about it. It doesn't seem enough for the football world to take St. Louis' team away from it for the SECOND time, it also wants to shit on our legacy as a football town. That came in the form Saturday night of NO member of the Greatest Show on Earth making it into the Hall of Fame on the first try.

So now, if S.E. Kroenke does make good on his unvoiced threats and moves the team out of town in 2016? St. Louis NEVER gets to celebrate any of these football heroes making the Hall of Fame in the form of putting them in the Dome's Ring of Honor. It isn't enough to wreck the Rams' 2015 season for the fans with the moving-the-team crap, we don't get even get to celebrate and honor our past on the way out. It's like one big fat conspiracy to make sure St. Louis can show no life or fight as a football town.

Well, I say, screw that. I don't know how much the signage costs, but if this is it, the Dome folks need to come out firing. There are plenty of home dates to have Ring of Honor ceremonies for Kurt Warner, Orlando Pace, Isaac Bruce and Torry Holt, and they should happen this year. St. Louis fans deserve the opportunity to celebrate these men's achievements one last time, since the idiots who vote to put players in Canton won't do it for us in a timely fashion. Hell, there's ten home games, right? Why not put in Mike Jones, Adam Timmerman, Steven Jackson and Aeneas Williams (already in the Hall of Fame, of course), too?

It's going to take stuff like that to get more than 500 fans in the seats week-to-week this season, and St. Louis fans deserve the opportunity to give the greats a final sendoff. Somebody make this happen.

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Saturday, January 31, 2015

Bettis voted into Hall of Fame; Show shut out



In a couple of tweets about an hour ago, Jerome Bettis, while thanking the Steelers and never mentioning the Rams organization that drafted him, announced he's been voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Well, it's a well-deserved honor anyway, so congratulations to Bettis.


Bettis will not be joined by any other former Rams, as Kurt Warner and Orlando Pace were preposterously shut out. The rest of the Class of 2015:

* Tim Brown
* Charles Haley
* Junior Seau
* Will Shields
* Mick Tingelhoff (Seniors selection)
* Bill Polian (Contributors selection)
* Ron Wolf (Contributors selection)

I had predicted Warner and Pace in over Bettis and Shields but got the other 3, not that Seau was a very challenging prediction. Shields over Pace is not a complete shock, as I've mentioned in past Hall of Fame posts. He's one of the great guards of all time and played in something like 12 Pro Bowls. He had numbers on Pace. I called Brown over Marvin Harrison, even though Harrison finished higher in last year's voting.

I think this just goes to show how much the national football media is just shitting on St. Louis as a football city right now. Pace was consistently described as a first-ballot HoFer just like his contemporaries Walter Jones and Jonathan Ogden, and Warner's story alone should have landed him in Canton on the first try, let alone his Super Bowl records (the TOP THREE passing yardage games) and career stats damn similar to Troy Aikman's.

So, there goes my trip to northern Ohio this summer, and with Brett Favre an obvious induction for the 2016 class, I can already forget about getting a room for that induction in case any of the Greatest Show heroes make that class. No, seriously. Green Bay fans reportedly already have everything bought up. Thanks a lot, assholes writers.

Reports say Warner, Pace and Kevin Greene all made the top ten, along with Tony Dungy and Marvin Harrison. Don Coryell, Terrell Davis, Morten Andersen, Jimmy Johnson and John Lynch finished 11th thru 15th. (I don't believe the actual order of finish is revealed, only who made the top ten.) The 6-thru-10 players OUGHT to make up most of the 2016 induction class. That will obviously have Favre, but better damn sure not have T.O. in it the first time around. If the entire Greatest Show has to wait a year, he'd better the hell have to wait. My guess for the 2016 class is the three Rams plus Favre and Dungy. Just in time to effing showcase L.A. in the Hall of Fame Game. Probably against the Packers.

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OC update: Cross EVERYBODY off the list...

Seriously. The Rams currently have NO outside candidate left on their offensive coordinator wish list. The Colts turned out not to be a-holes just jerking the Rams' chain, they signed Rod Chudzinski to a multi-year deal to serve as their assistant head coach. Meanwhile, ex-Bills OC Nathaniel Hackett, who did interview with the Rams, was so impressed by the opportunity to OC here that he jumped... on the Jacksonville QB coaching job. That's probably about all we need to know about what kind of "opportunity" the rest of the league thinks the Rams' job is.

If he wasn't there already, these developments should have been more than enough to vault insiders favorite, Rams TEs coach Rob Boras, to the top of the OC list.

Fisher might have had a chance to hire former Oklahoma OC Josh Heupel (fired January 6), who's close friends with Sam Bradford, but he got an OC job at Utah State last week. I would have thought seriously about at least making Heupel the QB coach/Bradford whisperer and bumping Frank Cignetti up to OC.

I'm not sure there's a sensible name outside the organization otherwise: Fisher isn't going to sign Charlie Weis (fired by KU) or June Jones (fired by SMU).

Well, there's Mike Martz. What would be the main criticism of hiring Martz? He'll get Bradford killed? How much do you think that is going to take? I'm only a little drunk to think signing Martz as OC, with Ryan Fitzpatrick backing Bradford up (and becoming the starter by week 2) is starting to sound pretty good.

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Roger Goodell comments on L.A. rumors

At the Super Bowl press conference, Jim Thomas asked Roger Goodell how committed the NFL was to keeping a franchise in St. Louis, and given that S.E. Kroenke appears more interested in building a stadium in Los Angeles, how can he (possibly) meet the league's relocation guidelines, especially that they take every possibly opportunity to stay in their own market?

STLToday
[W]e want all of our franchises to stay in their current markets. That's a shared responsibility. That's something that we all have to work together on. The league has programs, including stadium funding programs, that we make available and we will and have worked with communities, including St. Louis. We also will make sure that we're engaging the business community and the public sector in a way that can help us lead to solutions that work in those communities, in your case St. Louis. And then make sure it works for the community as well as for the the team, so our teams can be successful over the long term.

...You know [S.E.] (Kroenke) has been working on the stadium issue in St. Louis, as you know, for several years. They had a very formal process as part of their lease. That process, they went through that entire process; it did not result in a solution that works either for St. Louis or for the team. So I don't think the stadium is a surprise to anybody in any market that is having these issues. There's quite a bit of discussion about it and the St. Louis representatives seem determined to build a stadium. That's a positive development, something that we look forward to working with them (on).

Bernie Miklasz saves me a lot of work commenting Goodell's comment on the "work" Kroenke has done to keep the Rams in St. Louis:

Goodell’s comment was revealing. If Kroenke attempts to move the Rams, and submits his request to a vote of the NFL owners, we can expect Kroenke to argue that he fulfilled his obligation to find a St. Louis solution by simply entering into arbitration.

This, of course, is preposterous.

Kroenke took time to meet with the mayor of Inglewood, Calif., before ramping up plans to build a stadium complex on the old Hollywood Park grounds near Los Angeles. Kroenke, however, has refused to meet with the St. Louis stadium task force. He has refused to meet with Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon. He hasn’t met with St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay. Kroenke continues to ignore phone calls and requests to discuss the STL stadium.

The arbitration was settled only two years ago, and St. Louis already has cultivated a plan for a new stadium. Compare that to the San Diego Chargers, who have been trying to get a new stadium built in their market for a dozen years. Or the Oakland Raiders, who have been stuck in a terrible stadium situation for a decade.

And Kroenke will try to convince Goodell and the owners that he worked in good faith to exhaust all opportunities in St. Louis? Really? The same guy who won’t even meet with the political leaders or take their phone calls?

Waiting out a 20-year lease agreement while you get a free stadium, then complaining that St. Louis won't pay for a $700 million renovation that was completely economically and logistically (where the f*ck was the team supposed to play?) unviable is not even remotely "working" to achieve a stadium solution. The way the end of the lease played out was a legal formality that could be seen coming years in advance. To call that "working" on a stadium solution would be equivalent to calling kneeling on the ball before halftime "working" on offense. Here's all of Bernie's analysis, which I should really link to since I've pasted about half of it here. I wish this could go to court somehow and Miklasz could be a witness.

I'll also note that Goodell has repeatedly said in public the league wants its teams to stay in their current markets, and the league was pretty willing to back up that sentiment in the case of the Vikings.

Miklasz also reports that Kroenke is already working behind the scenes to get the 24 votes he could need from his fellow lying owners to get the league's blessing to move the Rams. A couple of notes there: judging from unscripted public comments in a couple of interviews already, he already has Dallas asshole owner Jerry Jones' vote. I didn't need any more reason to hate you before now, Jerry. You can stop any time. And while St. Louis very likely has San Diego's support, they might have lost a vote with the death last year of Bills owner Ralph Wilson, who never voted yes on a franchise move. It'll be too far gone for St. Louis if this gets to a vote of the owners anyway, so I won't spend a lot of time trying to count lying owner votes.

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Ex-Rams comments on L.A. rumors

Yahoo!
Kurt Warner: I'm a St. Louis guy, so I want the Rams to stay there in St. Louis. That's where my heart is and I'll always think of the Rams as a part of St. Louis. But I hear the rumors and I understand the logic of the natural fit with the Rams back in L.A. But I'm a St. Louis guy, so my hope is that they stay there.




 

ESPN
Orlando Pace said St. Louis is home in spirit for all of the Greatest Show on Turf Rams.

This is where we had that success. This is where everything happened. So if the team left, it would be almost like the (football) Cardinals. They don’t feel like they have a home. We’d feel the same way. So hopefully they stay in St. Louis, where we won a championship.

Los Angeles Times (yeah, irony. I know)
Torry Holt on the LA rumors: heartbreaking. Because I know this city loves football. We saw it first-hand. There’s a lot of talk about this being a baseball town. And it is, and that’s understandable. [But] from ’99 to 2004, they loved St. Louis Rams football. It was a football town. We’ve just gotta get back to winning. Get back to winning.

 


St. Louis Rams
Danny Amendola says it would be a shame to see the Rams move from St. Louis back to Los Angeles:

I have a love for St. Louis for sure. It was my home. Ironically,  LA is a home of mine, too. Are they moving out there for sure? LA needs a team, too, but to take ’em away from St. Louis it would be sad to see ’em go.

NOLA.com
Marshall Faulk said in a recent radio interview that St. Louis didn't act quickly enough, an opinion that doesn't take a lot into account, which Bernie Miklasz addresses here and which I'm about to repeat in another post.

I think it's still worth noting when the Rams' former players in St. Louis are willing to stick up for the city in public comments.

All comments from interviews with STLToday.

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Sunday, January 25, 2015

2015 East-West Shrine Game wrap-up

College all-star games, we have a problem. You are as boring as hell. The East-West Shrine Game, held back on January 17, has been criminally boring every time I've watched it, never more so than this year's food coma of a 19-3 game (won by the East) that was so excitement-free they awarded the game MVP TO A KICKER. Do something about this, all-star games. The Shrine game at least had Mike Singletary and Jim Zorn coaching this year instead of Jerry F. Glanville and Leeman F. Bennett; that's a start. But do something about your on-field product. These kids are going to get blitzed the second they hit an NFL practice field; allow some kind of blitzing. That can create big plays BOTH ways. Allow receivers to go into motion. Allow DBs to press cover. The only secondary coach who's going to learn anything useful from this game is Tim Walton. But do something. Your PRACTICES should not be twice as interesting as your GAMES.

Jim Hanifan, Cal receiver (Fanbase.com)
The highlight of this game for Rams fans was the news that Jim Hanifan, who played in the 1955 East-West Shrine Game, was inducted into the game's Hall of Fame this year. Congratulations to coach Hanifan and to former Nebraska star Tommie Frazier. And no, I did not know that Hanifan once led the nation in receiving.

Some of the on-field standouts from St. Petersburg this year:

* Dominique Brown, RB, Louisville: had my MVP vote, with 70 yards and a TD on 19 carries. He's a very big (6'2” 240), very upright runner, but did a good job running through and after contact while also showing speed to get around end. Good middle runner and a good cutback runner.

* Jamon Brown, RT, Louisville: “Brown” and “Louisville” will be early themes here. Brown blocked his butt off in this game. On many pass plays, his opponent didn't even get penetration across the line; in the run game, he had some bulldozing middle blocks and some good seal blocks on draw plays. Even if you weren't paying the strictest attention, it was noticeable how much better the East team looked with Brown in the game, and it looked like Singletary made it a point to have him in the game at the end to grind out the clock.

* John Miller, RG, Louisville: Miller and J. Brown were really strong on their side. Miller showed a lot of strength and power. Strong drive blocking blew open holes on a couple of good runs, and he showed the upper body strength to lock opponents up 1-on-1. On a D. Brown draw in the 3rd, Miller opened up the hole AND picked off a LB at the 2nd level to clear out a 6-yard gain. He bulldozed holes for D. Brown all game, including on the 1-yard TD run, and Mike Mayock ranked him as a 3rd-round prospect. If he's on the board when the Rams pick in the 3rd, he should be coming here.

* Jermauria Rasco, DE, LSU: Enough Louisville talk; let's talk about some pass rushers with awesome freaking names. Rasco is more likely to be a 3-4 OLB at his size. He also would have been an excellent pick for MVP of the game. I scored him for a minimum of six pressures and a sack, and he also blew up several running plays. He's impressively quick off the line but understands the value of containing the QB in the pocket, too. He opened the 2nd half by blowing up a naked bootleg play; DEs aren't supposed to be able to do that! And he wasn't just a speed guy; he got a sack in the 2nd half using an inside move.

* Anthony Chickillo, DE, The U: See what I mean about awesome names? I score Chickillo with five pressures and a sack. He showed superior quickness off the snap and good in-line pursuit to break up run plays. Pretty relentless player who consistently got past his blocker's outside shoulder.

* Za'Darius Smith, DE, Kentucky: Again, an awesome name. We'll hear from Smith again at the Senior Bowl as well. I have him for a sack, two hits and three pressures. One of the hits set up an interception and one of the pressures set up Chickillo's sack. On his sack, Smith was initially ridden to the back of the pocket but recovered and dropped Taylor Kelly (Arizona State) from behind. Relentless, quick off the line, quick off the edge.

* Leterrius Walton, DT, Central Michigan: Very disruptive in bursts. Got off the ball and penetrated the backfield like a poor man's Aaron Donald. Flashed a very good swim move.

* Deiontrez Mount, LB, guess where, Louisville: Did everything you want to see out of a LB. Stayed with TEs off the line and covered tightly downfield. Tackled well, stuffed the run and set a good edge. I'll also mention Benjamin Heeney (Kansas) here, a safety-sized LB who will probably be a special-teams dynamo for somebody. He's all over the place and made but also missed a lot of tackles. Can't leave your feet on EVERY hit, kid.

* Andre Davis, WR, South Florida: Reminded me a ton of Brian Quick, which isn't meant to be criticism. He's a big 6'2” 210, was very reliable on big-man routes like quick slants and drags and ran effectively after the catch. Still looked a little raw, but the tools are there. Similarly-sized Austin Hill (Arizona) was also pretty effective, with four catches and a ton of targets from the West QBs.

* Josh Shaw, CB, USC: had an end zone interception and also blanketed Deon Long (Maryland) on a deep route. Bryce Callahan (Rice) had perfect coverage on a deep ball for Tre McBride (William & Mary). Long and McBride are both very much pro-quality receivers, so those were significant plays. Cam Thomas (Western Kentucky) had another of the game's better pass breakups.

* Hutson Mason, QB, Georgia: My favorite QB of the all-star season so far, in a runaway. The stats bear me out; he was 7-for-8 for 71 yards, best passer in the game by far. His second play, he pump-faked and threw a beautiful 40-yard ball with just a flick of his wrist. Besides that arm strength, he showed the overall strength to hang in against the rush and then fight his way out of the pocket to make completions or scramble. He threw a perfectly-timed 20-yard slant to Davis in the 4th and was right on with all of his quick throws. If I was a 3-QB team, I would not mind drafting Mason at all as a developmental prospect. Size (6'2” 210) shouldn't be an issue for him, and he was a breath of fresh air in a field of spectacularly unimpressive QBs this month. Anthony Boone (Duke) at least looked capable of running a pro offense, but he also appeared to bobble every snap. He was still way off the pace of being a goat of the game, but I'm afraid it's time to start herding those:

* Cody Fajardo, QB, Nevada: 2-for-6 for 5 yards. His first series, he threw a loopy screen to a flanker, threw an incomplete and wobbly dumpoff pass – I never knew a pass so short could actually wobble – and badly underthrew a pass for one of Damian (Chicken) Parms' (Florida Atlantic) two picks. If that wasn't a receiver not running a comeback route he was supposed to, Fajardo underthrew it by five yards. Poor pass protection and receiver screwups even beyond that pick play made it a very difficult day for Fajardo.

* Dylan Thompson, QB, South Carolina: ONE-for-6 for 5 yards. Thompson was the worst player in this game. His first pass (again, this may have been a receiver screwup) looked like a quick out, but the receiver ran a quick hitch. Thompson looked pretty clueless in the pocket, which was a very bad thing considering the East's pass rush. He got sacked by Chickillo almost immediately in the 2nd. He re-entered in the 4th and instantly threw about the dumbest pass you will ever see, going deep for a man who was blanketed 1-on-1 and having no idea that the safety, Parms, was even over there. As easy and as dumb an interception as there can be. I don't know who's the bigger goat, Thompson or the official who invited him to this game. He didn't belong.

* Mickey Baucus (Arizona) and Cameron Clemmons (Western Kentucky) stood out as offensive linemen who need a ton of work. Clemmons repeatedly got beaten right off the snap and struggled with speed and quickness all game. Baucus basically unraveled, struggling with quickness both outside and inside, failing to pick up stunts and false-starting twice. I'd also avoid B.J. Finney (Kansas State), of the Scott Wells School of Spray-Snapping, and Terry Poole (San Diego State), who struggled nearly as much as his aforementioned teammates at tackle.

Shockingly, Steve Loney was an offensive line coach in this game, but for the East, the GOOD offensive line. It's a shame some of the West kids didn't have a needed chance to have coach Hanifan in their ears a little bit.

What this game lacked in interesting play, it didn't lack in interesting players. As a Rams fan, I'd gladly welcome either of those Louisville offensive linemen. Big D. Brown should be a very useful RB for somebody. He'd be a perfect backup to Le'Veon Bell in Pittsburgh, for instance. Mount merits a good look from a Rams team that is probably looking to upgrade at SLB. D-linemen were coming out of the woodwork here, not that I expect the Rams to draft one, and if Mason's still on the draft board at the right time, I'd be as willing to fight for drafting him as I was for Austin Davis a couple of years ago.

I'll have to put off the Senior Bowl writeup till probably next weekend...

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